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This year I finally gave up on Aishwarya Rai. Not that I particularly looked forward to her saritorial tastes, but the recent years of her embarrassing Cannes looks finally had me convinced that it would be better to miss her at Cannes for her relatively better outfit years than take a deep sigh and silently mutter to myself, "Oh Aishwarya! What were you thinking?".

Let's face it. Aishwarya has a decidedly questionable eye for fashion. She knows no better than trusting whatever her designer and stylist dole out to her. Be it the last year's Valentino's glittering green Christmas tree dress she wore while being interviewed by Anupama Chopra, the "Mystical hood" Sophie Couture gown, or this year's day two birthday confetti dress by Falguni Shane Peacock, she never seems to mind any of these grotesque choices. While Sonam, Deepika, and Katrina bowed out of Cannes with their memorable outfits and looks over the years, Aishwarya has become the caricature ex-beauty queen who continues to step out of her hibernation for the annual red carpet spectacle, and makes a mess of it.