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As a socially inept person, this is nightmare fuel...
This is why I don't socialise
Yes, that is why.
Unfortunately, this is why the UK doesn’t socialist
As a social buffoon, I concur.
As a baffoon. I socialy concur.
He’s like a real life Mr Bean.
screams internally at every post
Wow! What a rabbit hole that was. Thanks!
Ik, I keep watching it but corbyn is still in it everytime.
Oh god. Theres some internet moment that i wish were faked
Are people thinking he touched her breasts or are we just cringing at him for the failed high five?
There's so much more than that, and it's not just him (though he is the star).
- Fist bump offer.
- Offer denied with finger point.
- Somehow finger point interpreted as incoming high five.
- Breast stroke.
And a surprising complete lack of reaction on her part.
And him! I would’ve been horrified.
I think I read somewhere that that was his wife, so maybe that would explain it. On the other hand, I could be totally wrong.
That is not his wife that is Emily Thornberry. She held various roles in the Labour shadow cabinet including deputy leader (which she was at the time of this video).
Isn't his first move a finger point? It's just the angle makes it look like he wants to fist her.
the angle makes it look like he wants to fist her.
We still doing "phrasing"?
I actually don't think he's trying to fist her. Slightly before her finger comes up he angles his hand and you can see that's he's pointing out too.
Breast stroke is still a mysterium though
People - please stop saying “trying to fist her…”
Are you implying there's something wrong with giving fist bumps?
No. And you know that’s not what I mean. But if you don’t then I greatly admire the maintenance of your innocence and I implore you, please please don’t Google “try to fist her” without your safe settings on…
Nah no breast stroke. At most a mimed breast stroke. He clearly doesn’t come into contact
Oof. Its about the overload of awkwardness from the failed high five.
Dude, you need less internet
The near tit slap really does add to the awkwardness though
I didn't even notice.
I saw a fist bump fail which turned into a point at each other
😀👉🤛😀
Lol this is like the internet version of "I dont see color, I see a person's character"
I thought he slapped her chest
It looks like a good natured slap at her finger (I point to you, you point back, I slap your finger away) but she put her hand down just before
Hello Ms. Ana Louise Box, how are you today?
You ever almost accidentally sexually harass someone?
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Did you not say anything when she sat down on your arm? And she didn't feel it either?
2 possibilities: - 1. She noticed but was also too embarrassed to speak up. - 2. She did it on purpose.
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Lol exactly like the link. No one is going to intentionally put their butt up against a stranger if they felt uncomfortable near them.
It was a power move and you got dominated
Sort of a similar situation, our class was riding the subway and I had grabbed onto the pole as the train was moving and my cute classmate came up and grabbed and like hugged onto to pole real tight. And the way we were positioned my hand was right between her thighs. After a second or two I was like “okay I don’t want to be awkward but Baylee, Im just going to take my hand back” and that’s when she finally realized and got embarrassed. We all had a good laugh about it but yeah I was really weighing my options.
As I was reading this all I could think was Mark on the bus. That show is god tier comedy.
Exactly what I was thinking
Also, very relevant Peep Show scene. https://youtu.be/t33cMRFqvCw
For a second I thought about the Queen. Then I realized it was Olivia Colman.
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Probably just feeling awkward, women are often pretty much programmed from a young age to smile at everything
Sniff your arm when she finally got up?
Yes actually. I put my hand down after taking a picture and there was a butt. They were understanding.
Stepped back in the dark and accidentally cupped my bf’s bestmates crotch with my hand, balls and all. Most awkward moment ever, so glad it was dark though pretty sure I was glowing from the embarrassment. We never spoke of it.
It happens. I’m a guy and my worst fear is something like this accidentally happening while I happen to have a random boner
I crowd surfed at the warped tour when I was like 12 and when I landed I accidentally grabbed a woman's boob for balance.
Legendary
That’s what his other 12 year old friends said when he told them.
Also who the fuck let a 12 year old in to warped tour?
Warped Tour was like 60% 12 year old, what are you talking about?
“accidentally”
I did.
People were being crazy and my wife mentioned that it's because it was a full moon. As everybody knows, the moon cycles monthly.
An hour later I was at the grocery store and a female customer was being crazy to the female cashier. After she left I said, 'it must be that time of the month," referencing the moon, but accidentally making a joke about women's periods.
The female cashier did not think it was very funny. She also did not believe me when I immediately apologized and tried to explain.
Yeah blood moon does that
I’m Pharmacy Tech. Retail. We work in really close quarters so every now and then a Hand swipes a butt, people bounce off of each other. We move on
Yup. I'm work behind a cramped bar. Between two cooks and three servers/bartenders there's a lot of bouncing
Who doesn’t lol
Oh man…. Yeah, I was playing basketball with this girl, reached behind me (without looking) to create a barrier between me and her and my hand went right on her boob.
I stopped dead in my tracks and started apologizing profusely. She just erupted into uncontrollable laughter screaming, “you just grabbed my boob!”
I don't believe that's possible
I saw this on Superbad once
David Copafeel
I'm totally stealing this for my Sims lol
Leslie knope?
That’s her mom
With the amount of force he was going for that high five, he did a great job with his chi to stop right at the moment.
Look at her neck tense as she uses all of her strength to keep it together
What? He didn't actually make contact lol its the camera angle she didn't react at all
This whole situation isn't even that awkward, she missed the signal for the bump and they both corrected pretty alright being distracted by the cameras. Redditors can be really pathetic, "oh no things didn't go perfectly like they do in Marvel movies, if that was me I'd hide in my room for days" Adults roll with their mistakes and a bit of embarrassment, naive, immature, narcissistic people dwell on trite crap that no one will remember/care about.
Who are they?
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He's the only politician who got to be leader of the Labour Party who actually gave a fuck about ordinary people instead of corporations. In my lifetime anyway. So naturally he was destroyed by the right wing rags and pretty much all media who managed to paint him as an antisemite which is hilarious given his lifelong opposition to oppression of any kind. Ugh, rant over lol
Yeah even as an American, I was so bummed about how they treated Corbin. I was really pulling for him.
I imagine shit like this didn't help.
And for stuff like continuing to say NATO was wrong for expanding east even whilst Russia was invading Ukraine.
He's not really a guy who understood there's a time and a place for some things.
I voted for him but but only because he was the lesser of two evils. Was hoping the labour party would of sacked him off not long after.
Well, I gotta say being a fence-sitter regarding Brexit didn't do him any favors either
Destroyed by the right wing? Ok...it wasn't his own Labour party that had to suspend him for racism then?
The man is so antisemitic that Labour (which is an antisemitic organisation itself) had to kick him out for being too antisemitic. The Tory party didn't kick him out did they? His own party did.
But yeah, it was the right who destroyed him 🙄
What did Corbyn actually do that is anti-semtic? I always find people taking about it, but never find what these things actually were. Does anyone know?
Stood up for Palestinians rather than Israel
He defended a holocaust denier publicly
Really? Who was that?
Ken loach. He said there were "questions to be answered" regarding whether the Holocaust happened.
He called Hamas and Hezbollah his close friends and attend funerals for terrorists.
Mate I can't be arsed for arguments but.. perhaps labour were forced to kick him out because right wing press destroyed him and keeping him there would have been a dead man walking?
Labour get held to different standards than the Tories. You know all the shit Boris Johnson has done? If just one of those things was done by labour they would have been absolutely destroyed for it. But the Tories get away with it.
I just wish there was a terrorist group he wouldn’t describe as friends and once you get to 5x antisemitic incidents it stops being coincident yknow. Other than that, he seemed ok if a bit pompous and self-righteous.
Standing up for Palestinians who are being displaced isn't really anti-Semitic though. What are the other examples of him being anti-Semitic?
After the 2019 election the right wing of the party swiftly took over and immediately purged the left in order to make sure they were never the dominant wing again.
The new leader, Kier Starmer, ran on a platform of unity before removing the whip from Corbyn as basically his first act under the pretence of antisemitism while at the same time hushing up a report that indicated both that the antisemitism was overblown for political mileage and that members of his own party were working against him.
The right wing of the party never showed the same ruthlessness to the Tories because they're closer in spirit and politics to them than the socialist wing.
Working class towns that voted labour for a century didn't go tory over anti-Semitism, and right-wing rags didn't make Labour announce their intent to nullify the biggest vote ever.
That's a joke, right? Corbyn was famously anti-EU and if anything the Labour being fence-sitters on Brexit made lots of people vote Lib Dems instead
You can read the words on his lips immediately after. "I'm sorry."
Honestly this just makes me think Corbyn is LESS sexist. He was clearly going for a bro smack, or like a chap tap I guess. Or maybe a high five? He clearly wasn't trying to smack her boob.
I don't know much about UK politics but I feel he's a bit like Bernie Sanders, good guy but really smeared by the press.
he was running at completely the wrong time. He himself didn’t really have a stance on brexit, so when he was running in elections primarily about brexit, his policies were a bit meh. Plus now we can see that ukraine might’ve gone very differently, looking at his response to the whole thing.
I mean in general his policies were meh. I remember reading through the manifesto and was becoming irritated because even though all parties lie and exaggerate their goals, labour under corbyn just seemed to be on a different level. It just seemed like he was appealing to middle class Londoners, ignoring the working class of the rest of the country.
I mean, I still voted for him because the marginal chance of remaining in the EU and fuck voting for the tories. But timing was the least of Corbyns problems.
He blames NATO for Putin invading Ukraine.
He abstained on Snoopers Charter (UK internet surveillance).
He believes the Falkland Islands should be handed over to Argentina (despite the fact 99.9% of the islanders wish to remain British).
While British intelligence blamed Russia for deploying a nerve agent on British soil (and the rest of the Western world agreed), he bought into a Kremlin talking point that it was the Russian mafia.
There’s plenty more that I don’t have time to list.
He’s not a good guy. He sides more with the democratic’s worlds enemies. And most things reported in the press where based on reality. Ed Miliband was the one who was smeared by the press (eating a bacon sandwich comes to mind).
Oh jeez! He's one of THOSE lefties. I mean, I think we can blame the west for a lot of problems in the world but not Putin's invasion of Ukraine. He's clearly just empire building, this has nothing to do with NATO.
Im not sure what countries you're talking about him buddying up to but if their past victims of colonialism and western meddling I can see why he'd want to repair those bridges. I for one think, say, Iran would be a better ally for the UK and US than Saudi Arabia is. If they hadn't been sabotaged by the West at every turn they'd probably be more secular and whatnot. Even conservatives politicians like Ahmadenijad found a lot of the Ayatollah's rules to be stupid.
He is far far worse than Sanders
I don't get people like you who make an assertion without adding any evidence to it. Like, I'm supposed to read this and go "ahhh, yes, he's worse than Sanders for some reason! So and so said so!"
Like, what do you even mean? Is he "worse" as in more progressive and you just don't like progressives? Is he prone to gaffes? What do ya mean?
The fact that this got voted down shows how few people know anything about UK politics. He is definitely far far worse than Sanders. At a minimum:
-his policies and leadership were so bad UK Labour got wiped out in Scotland which was previously Labour heartland
-people were so offended by how terrible he was they preferred Boris Johnson
Those two points alone tell you all you need to know.
Nah, the most awkward moment was recently when Johnson arrived at St Paul's Cathedral for the service to the Queen and was loudly booed by the crowd. Far more awkward. Especially the commentary when the Royalist presenters were having to admit there was a lot of booing.
But Nadine said there were far, far more cheers?
Now I just don’t know what to believe
She thought they were saying “BOOO-RIS, BOO-RIS”
How about the time people laughed as Tommy Cooper died on live television?
wait what?
He was a magician and had a heart attack on stage during a televised broadcast. The audience initially thought he was doing a bit. Unfortunately he wasn't able to be revived.
I still don't understand his intention with the "open-palm push" straight to the breast. It's not like she had her hand out for a hi-five, it doesn't make sense to me
probably going for the high five
Agree. Out of the corner of his eye he probably thought she was going for a five.
Always give your full attention to high/low-fives. It doesn't always go this badly, but there's a huge risk of being too slow.
Look closer, she never opens her hand to receive one. It's not like the classic fist vs palm scenario. He clearly saw she was awkwardly pointing and just went for it
he was distracted and didn't pay full attention to the situation and misinterpreted her hand gesture.
Oh he was distracted alright
alright
Sorry but no, Jeremy Corbyn was not looking for an opening to cop a feel of Emily Thornberry live on television.
Look closer, he never looks to see if her hand is there.
I watched it repeatedly and I don’t actually think he hit her chest. The fabric doesn’t move. The shadows don’t move. She doesn’t flinch.
Nothing wrong with a titty tap
fyi this is a few years old at least:
No, it's still that whole dancing queen thing.
At least it wasn’t the queen 🤷♂️
Comedy gold. Here in NZ we have our Prime Ministers awkward handshake (wait for the zoomed in replay) but this one here is next level awkwardness.
He was going for that shoulder slap of "oh stop!" And tit slapped her lol
See, this is what I liked about Corbyn. He cared, wasn't flash, and made embarrassing, humanising mistakes. Not what the current government calls 'embarrassing mistakes' which are actually abject failures, lies and incompetence.
Leslie Knope vibes
I somehow simultaneously can’t look directly at it but also can’t stop watching over and over
What the problem? Its just your standard congratulatory titty slap. If you do really good you get a motorboat...
Ryan Seacrest high fiving a blind guy was pretty good too here
Edit: spelling
I’ve seen this so many times and it’s still funny
Doesnt get much more British than this.
“Touch her boob? That’s assault, brother.”
I laugh with my mouth wide open and my tongue out every time I see this on the internet.
Corbyn the Unelectable
I wonder how many Corbynistas need to vent about how he was such a great Labour leader and can’t just enjoy a good tatty slap.
The physical embodiment of the disconnect between men and women lol
Is tit slap a British thing? Weird.
HONK!
That’s me on a daily basis…
Can't handshake, but can titty high-five! I suppose a titty shake wouldn't be a big stretch.
Brain: Smack the boob.
Hand: Why?
Brain: You gotta.
A proper tit slap, good show sir. -in fake posh bri’ish accent.
Makes me cringe every time without fail
Titty high five
"Way to go!"
tittyslap
Fist/ Punch/ Box, Gun/ Shoot, Hi five/ Cop feel/ Slap?
Is this a new variant of Rock Paper Scissors ?
Or Unintended physics: A slap/ high 5 in motion remains in motion until.. an interfering mental or physical entity comes in the way.
High boobs is the new high five
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