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Here I am, straddling this guy and trying to decide how far I want this to go. We had kissed a bit before but never really got into it, so I didn't know what to expect. Anyways, I go in for a kiss which could have turned into a steamy makeout session but.... the best way I can describe it is picture a baby bird opening its mouth as far as it can while waiting for the mom to feed it and stabbing its tongue out and wiggling it around looking for the food.... even if I tried kissing him and gently guiding him to closing his mouth, it was basically like he was trying to consume my entire face. Needless to say, I didn't go very far with that guy and would 100% prefer the sloppiest, wettest kiss over...that.
Holy shit did you hook up with my ex?