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Ugh I had an ex say, "Friends kiss. You and I kissed when we were friends." Trying to claim him making out with another girl wasn't cheating - as if us kissing when we were on the path to dating was somehow equivalent to him kissing someone else when we had been exclusive for years. Cheater 'logic' is something else.
C’mon babe! It’s was just the tip. It’s totally not cheating!
I almost choked on my coffee.. what??? Where is the logic even behind this??
it's true - if one has transitioned from, say, a solid to a plasma state, that's not cheating.
"I just don't think either of us have the right mental state to date other people right now. Come home please. Bring McDonalds"
Did you bring McDonald‘s, though?
Bring McDonalds
This is a man who knows how to prioritize
Legend!
She thought whatever way you were facing is north.
this is oddly... understandable
She also thought whales laid eggs.
Listen, coming to grips that cetaceans are not fishies is a decade long struggle, usually resolved by puberty, but sometimes that perception sticks.
And then you get older and learn that they are fish, and so are you, and that the world is a silly place
and then people try to cheer you up by saying theres plenty of fish in the world, adding to the confusion
I am directionally challenged. I joke that whatever direction I'm walking in is north. I may be dumb when it comes to directions, but I'm not THAT dumb.
It’s close. Maybe was confused with the clock directions. Where you are always facing 12 o clock and your 6 is behind you.
My ex-boyfriend received a Tinder notification on his phone, and he said, 'I don't use the application, the Tinder notification came from Safari.' like wut????
I don’t use bumble but it’ll pop up every once in a while to try to get me to start using it again
.... But you've still got it installed on your phone?
Yeah. It has a career and bff feature. That’s how I found one of my closest friends
Sure, but that's entirely different from tinder, which has no bff or work connection functions.
Hell, if it was in the browser, the notification would be a browser pop up, not a tinder icon pop up.
True. Was just thinking that’s maybe what was up because I haven’t been messaging anyone but bumble still sends me a notification once a week or two feels like. He should probably delete it 💀
I want you to be more like my mom.
wierd question but did he later date older woman?
We broke up like 2 months ago but it’s not about the age for him. He literally just wants his “women” to be like just like his mom how she takes care of him…while he sits there and does absolutely nothing with his life.
Currently living in this situation right now and I’m losing my mind. I just want him to do the bare minimum of getting a job but he is incapable and has “issues”. Like so don’t we all so get over it. I’m this close 🤏 to moving out myself at this point.
I've been in this situation and so have a few of my friends. Unfortunately, it's not until they get left and have to figure it out for themselves that they grow up
Girl do it. They will never change, I dealt with it for 8 years. Once your free life is so much better.
She accused me of cheating by saying I was projecting by accusing her of cheating.
Guess what. She was cheating.
If they resort to “you cheated”, it just screams insecurity & a sign that leaving them was the right choice lmao. My ex, after we broke up, decided I must have been cheating on him near the end of our relationship (why else would I leave him? 🙄) and continued to harass me about it, years after we broke up — I blocked him and he made fake accounts just to harass me lol. The reason I broke up with him was 1) didn’t love/like him anymore, and 2) because I wanted to date other people… I was not quiet about these reasons either, but apparently dating other people 3 months after I break up with him is “suspicious” 🙃
I sort of was your ex once. I had been dating someone long distance and she broke up with me the morning of her first date with a new guy. I didn't handle it very well, but I didn't make fake account. I just kept trying to convince her to take me back. Embarrassing to look back at now...
I’m sorry that happened to you, for what it’s worth I think you had every right to be upset by that :( but he wasn’t trying to get me back (he did once, but I rejected him and that’s when the harassment started 🙃) but honestly I don’t fault you for having that kind of reaction. She didn’t respect you to treat you like that, so you probably dodged a bullet if that’s any consolation lol :’)
And tbh, based on what little you told me, you’re nothing like him lol. He was harassing me until the day before he got into a new relationship. I almost wanted to screenshot all his messages and send it to her, because I actually knew her and she was very sweet, but I ignored all his toxic messages before so I didn’t want him to think I actually cared enough… petty, but I was quite bitter at his change in attitude / showing his “true colors” 😅 at least they stopped!
My first girlfriend was one of those where if she thought something, there was nothing anyone could ever do to change that thought no matter what evidence was put in front of her. She wasn't the brightest either.
For ages, she kept talking about clothes and perfumes from this design house which she pronounced "Eska Del Larentay". I'd never heard of it, but not being well up on fashion houses, I thought nothing of it.
She was going on for weeks about them, and I was none the wiser, until one day, we were in a department store when she pointed excitedly "LOOK! Eska Del Larentay!!!"
It was Yves Saint Laurent
Lmao I thought the punch line was gonna be Oscar de la Renta. That took a sharp turn with YSL 😂
That zigged when I thought it was gonna zag.
Haha - I never thought of that, but I can see why!
She probably pronounced Oscar De La Renta as "Eevz Zan Logren"
Oscar de la Renta is also a thing, which is what I originally thought it was going to be.
But Yves Saint Laurent? Yikes.
My guess is mixed up Yves Saint Laurent with Oscar de la Renta and can't pronounce the latter.
but. how?
After someone in my family had passed and I wanted some time alone “you are a bad human being”
Mom was in hospital and he asked for nudes.
Jesus fucking christ
Mine told me I was “being a bitch” when I was quiet the day my grandmother (who I spent a lot of my childhood with) died.
I was at the ED with my brother after he was in a serious car accident. A guy I was talking to at the time said ‘I live right near that hospital, why don’t you sneak out for a bit so daddy can cheer you up’.
“The bare minimum is too much. You don’t need that.”
I’m sorry?
Can never do enough for people like that, tbh.
"I hope your dad is in heaven. He never went to church." shortly after he passed away.
That is so cruel. WTF? I’m so sorry
For what it's worth: "Not everyone who calls out to me, ‘Lord! Lord!’ will enter the Kingdom of Heaven." -- Matthew 7:21. There are tons of church-goers who have no idea what any of it actually means, especially now. If your ex thinks that's all it takes, they've got it all wrong.
"You don't have to move away and go to university. You could stay here (in this very rural place with very limited job opportunities) and work as..like.. a cleaning lady or something"
Made me realise that he basically didn't know me at all, because studying was a non-negotiable must for me. Years later he realised he was a dumbass and apologised. I appreciated it
This is close to what my ex said back when. "What do you need to go to college for? All you're going to be is a wife and mother!"
Hey asshole, I have three college degrees and you can choke on 'em. (and yes, I'm using them)
What career do you use 3 degrees?
Public admin. Went from being a director for a statewide agency to currently enjoying the downhill glide of my career trajectory in a lower stress job in a niche public policy compliance field. It's great because I can teach the incoming hires, so I feel my experience and education have been useful.
Twice this has happened, my ex in college DID NOT like my roommate at the time. Admittedly my roommate had a lot of fun and did have a new boy over about every week but hey we were in our early 20's living in a major city. Once day my ex and I are standing waiting for the train just looking at our phones when she says , "Ugg ::Insert Roommates Name:: is the kind of girl who gets raped", I had no idea how to respond but it kind of taught me this is the type of person I don't want to be with.
2nd, was the person I dated after her who weirdly tried to show my constantly how progressive she was. She went on about how she joined protests at a young age and how she did a lot of work for the community which is great but didn't need to be reminded every day. One day I am watching Mad Men and she just laid into me about "how can you watch a show that is so demeaning to women, I think about my grandmother who had to put up with so much bullshit in this era, you wouldn't fucking understand". Here's the kicker, I am a brown guy from rural parts where I was called multiple names growing up. We didn't last long after that.
Thinking out loud here, not really making any point. From conversations I've had, my female friends have a much worse time than my non-white friends.
There's so much casual harassment that comes with sexism that is really threatening. Professionally, there's so much undermining, it's crazy how some of my most talented female co-workers get talked down to by people who are clueless in a way that doesn't happen to my male colleagues. Then there are major medical issues that straight up just get ignored. It's disgustingly common for proper diagnosis of female issues to take literal years.
My non-white friends have to deal a lot more with social exclusion and occasionally general racism but it's usually just non-threatening jerks.
I know a couple of women that have made sexism their entire personality though and, the way they talk, no one has ever suffered before in contrast to their struggles.
No offense friend but if you think that the insults to your non-white friends were non threatening you may have to look again. Especially with the recent few years.
Not belittling anyone, but all I’ll say is my ex knew my past and still made the comment. As MLK said “ an injustice anywhere is a threat to justice anywhere”
Very fair. I'm sure I'm biased since I actively see harassment when around female friends but not when I'm around non-white friends. I hear more stories from women in my life as well.
Not trying to downplay your experience at all, sorry if my comment came across that way.
I had an ex-girlfriend stalking me, and one day I woke up and walked into the kitchen to find her halfway through the kitchen window trying to break in, but apparently stuck. The window was directly above the kitchen sink which was full of dishes at the time, leaving her face pretty much mashed into a pile of pots and pans. She told me she was just trying to get her coffee mug, which was actually my coffee mug.
I considered calling the cops on her because I was pretty sick of her shit by then, but she started sobbing when I asked if I needed to, so instead I just left her stuck until she promised not to come back on the property, at which point I pulled her out from the outside after making sure all the other doors and windows were locked.
" I broke up with you because I thought you would chase after me". How could I missinterpret this very romantic action by accepting him dumping me and moving on with my life/s
me: we should talk about vacation plans this year, we should go visit new-york or even further down south.
her: I would rather go to France.
me: plane is waaaaaaay over our budget, I don't think we can do it.
her: then let's take the bridge.
me: lol wut?
You were in Germany at that time, were you not?
Vermont isn’t even a state
I mean it’s barely a state
I mean, it used to be its own country, and it wasn't one of the original colonies despite being located in New England. I'll allow it
At the end of our relationship he said "My future GF will get what you couldn't get from me" pointing the ring finger 💍
I can't forget nor forgive those words...
As the other dude said there's no way for him to not think about you while he proposes, and that was an asshole thing to say to you regardless. This comment is entirely about him, not about you.
Really weird of him to announce he’ll be thinking of you when he puts it on her hand.
I feel bad for whoever gets that ring not knowing the spite it holds… I think you’re much better off without.
"you yell with your eyes"
After she accused me of always yelling, and I reminded her I've never once raised my voice at her.
Someone who’s been married to a quiet person for twelve years. You can so yell with your eyes. I don’t I just yell. She does and never yells. But that’s just us.
I'm sorry but this is hilarious 😂
I laughed when she said it 😂
It’s called a glare and it’s the body language equivalent of TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!! 🤣
You can absolutely yell with your eyes.
I admit I've done it before.
Omfg. I hate the accusations of the quiet yelling. It’s all about tone and if I can’t speak regular with the tone of someone who is quite annoyed then wtf.
This exact thing happened to me. Oh not the eyes part though hahaha
They only felt like we were yelling because they didn’t like what we said.
Yeah, I'm on her side here. You sound menacing
Her friend had a pet that was part rabbit & part cat. I told her that isnt possible, they are different species, and she got pissed off and said she knew what she was talking about.
I am pretty sure they just had a Manx cat.
I once had a horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit.
My mom used to claim she had a "cabbit". She was a well educated nurse. I had to explain to her that two unrelated species couldn't have babies and what she had was a cat with no tail that just looked weird. I even had to show her articles online debunking this cabbit stuff.
That Im stupid for not forgiving him because he cheated on me multiple times and that i'll regret it someday.. LOL
Well I’m sure you’re just full of regret now lol
"Me or your dog, choose" - if you ever give me a choice "...or my dog" you can get out of my house.
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I hear she was a real bitch.
My ex was jealous of the attention I gave my dog.
Hahahahaha
The audacity to try to compete with a dog
"Why can't you be more like my mom?"
"I only lie because I love you."
"I'm angry with you for not taking into considering how bad i feel about cheating on you."
"I don't believe in mental health."
When we were still together we were playing Super Mario and he didn't give me any chances to pick up a level. When I asked why I couldn't choose he just suddenly turned off the game in anger and said: "Because this is MY game!" (Dude was 19 at the time🥲)
“I’m a good drunk driver”
“You have heart problems because you’re vaccinated” - I have a congenital heart defect
“I wanna go to Seattle. While we’re there, we should go to Washington DC” I told him to look at a map
Not exactly something he said, but I was eating pistachios one day and he asked if he could try one as he’s never had one before. I said sure! and handed him some. He proceeded to put them all in his mouth shell and all, and I freaked out and told him you’re not supposed to eat the shell ??!! But he was so stubborn, he refused to spit it out INSISTING that this was the correct way to eat them. He chewed up the entire handful and swallowed it.
this sounds like some kind of insane reddit copypasta thats such a ridiculous thing to do. lol
I know right!!! He’s actually dead now (unrelated to the pistachios)
I have to confess the first time I ate a pistachio I tried to eat the shell.. lol the stubbornness and insisting he did the right thing is the crazy part
"Sometimes bad things just happen to people, and it's unfortunate."
My ex after using my card info "accidentally" to pay some of his bills, then somehow not having the money in his own account to repay me despite me telling him immediately and saying I wouldn't be able to pay my new apartment's deposit without it. As if it was a crazy random happenstance and not that he caused the bad thing that happened.
I read what he said and thought well yeah, that is true...
Then read the rest and was like ooohhh, yeah just stupid and ridiculous haha
I knew a guy who said I couldn't "play god" when I expressed I wasn't comfortable with how close he was getting with two people who had romantic feelings for him. Apparently his relationship with them had nothing to do with me.
Was engaged to my high school sweetheart after about 5 years of dating, and a couple of years of cohabitation.
Engagement lasted 6 months during which time I found out several things hsd changed that we'd previously discussed, I.e. she wants kids now and wants to be a stay at home mom while I work and pay for everything, amongst other things. Basically, the complete opposite of everything we'd discussed during our relationship.
I called off the engagement, and over the next week, moved my stuff out. As I was taking the last of my stuff out of the house, she stood in the doorway crying at me. Then, in her best fake upset voice, she bawled out: "I'm going to be a Widow before I'm 25!"
Like first of all... hold up, you gonna murder me?
Second, we're not married. The whole point of me doing this is to not be married to you.
She was, unfortunately, just dumb and didn't know what widow actually meant.
''No, I'm not going to watch The Lord of the Rings Trilogy with you''
this one never got over me. messaged me every year, once a year. I was actually waiting for one this year, didn't realise hed dmed me. one word "redemption". I was just, like what? you think you cool or something? I laughed, didn't know what to say so I just deleted the message. like what was that supposed to do????
"My dog is cuter than you."
I mean… it is very hard to compete with dogs in the cute category
Gosh, this would need a lot of context to really get the point across, but he lied and said he was staying on a work trip to get major dental work done cheaper. We would talk regularly on the phone so he would give updates on his recovery every once in a while. He came home after a few weeks and turns out it was all a lie.
I am a VERY trusting person and a lot of what my ex said happened over the many years we were together was challenging to comprehend, but was plausible enough that I would believe it and just say that I was with the most unlucky guy in the world.
No, he blatantly lied to me about something he couldn’t gaslight me about later and that was the moment he threw it all away. That was the stupidest thing he ever said and the moment he lost me forever.
For me, it ended up being the best thing he ever said. After years of therapy and revisiting a lot of the stories he told over the last couple decades, I am shocked at just how manipulative my ex was… and the life we built all unraveled because he told a lie that was just a little too bold for once.
Oh man, can you please elaborate on the lie?
I could write a book on the whole thing because it was so ridiculously extensive, but I know my ex is on Reddit and I don’t want to give away too many details on my main account.
Fair enough, I can respect that.
Was his name Bobby? Sounds like a POS dude I used to know in my 20s who lied about being active in the Army Reserve to sneak away weekends to his other girlfriend, sometimes needing to use my car to get there, or my credit card to rent a car…
major dental work
Was the issue that he came back with his mouth exactly the same?
Yup. It was the straw that broke the camel’s back. A lie he made that he couldn’t talk his way out of for once.
I found hard evidence that she had been cheating (pictures). I was sitting on the couch (we were living together at the time that I found out) when I found them on social media. I looked at the date stamp and I thought to myself “huh. We’d been together officially for about four months at that point. Also that was the day I asked you to bring your dog to come celebrate my dogs birthday that day but you said you were busy. Then I remember you didn’t respond to any texts and I didn’t hear at all from you that entire day”. So, I calmly approached her after having this internal dialogue (she was standing in the kitchen in front of me.) I said “hey, who’s Chris insert last name”? Her eyes got big and she said “why?” So I put my phone on the counter and swiped the pictures and said “can you explain this?” The first thing out of her mouth was “it’s your fault. I didn’t expect you to be a good guy and stick around. It wasn’t technically cheating because we weren’t living together”.
We worked through that one. The following year I found out she had a three month affair before Chris with her abusive ex (even flew out of state to meet him). But she was currently in the process of having an on going affair with a friends fiancée who was also the fiancées baby daddy (she was currently pregnant and about to pop with baby #2).
Learned my lesson about cheaters that day.
"You'll never find true happiness with anyone else other than me, God has told me so."
This was my high school boyfriend (this is a whole other story) who was heavily involved in his Mormon Church, who said this to me.
I've been happily married to another man for nearly 20 years.
He was cheating. “Sorry but its none of your business”
He said he wanted the divorce to be amicable because we've grown apart, and that was okay because that happens with couples who have been together for a long time.
It was like he forgot that we were divorcing because he spent thousands of dollars from our joint checking account on his girlfriend, and when I confronted him about it, he moved in with her.
After watching The Martian
"That's a true story"
"I can make you scream" 5mins later we started reading books
I love you
He lied
"I didn't know you could get pregnant from that."
"Why are you upset? It was just your best friend."
"you being raped is how you cheated on me. "
dude always carried a knife and tracked down where i lived.
"You are not comitted" After i changed jobs, moved 6000km and learned her language after a lon term long distance relationship. Beautifull womans in their 20's can have weird standards. Biggest waste of time and resources of my life.
Being bilingual is dope tho
Thanks, small brag/flex now, that was the fourth language i learned.
My man didn’t learn his lesson after the first relationship lol 😂
Hehe, love that humour.
"small brag" my ass, 4 is impressive af
Omg I had the same thing. Not as extreme on the sacrifices, but I gave this girl literally all of my waking hours (we were in university together) but she still said I wasn't committed enough because my phone was on silent when I was asleep so she wouldn't be able to contact me in the middle of the night. You give your woman everything and it's still never enough. Sending you sympathy.
"What’s the big deal about our anniversary?"
She was very upset I had an ex named Angie because the song Angie was one of her favourite songs, and now that song was somehow ruined because of that.
I told him about the time I had a doctor be very very inappropriate with me. It was an insanely traumatic experience and he is one of the only people I ever told about it. He immediately jumped into a story about himself. And I was just like ………….
My ex stood over me in the ER talking to the Dr and telling him about his 2 broke wrists and showing him the scars while I laid on the table with 5 broken bones in my arm. The Dr finally looked him dead in the eye and said, I need to take care of her now
Making my ex look good. That’s awful. My ex wasn’t and isn’t the worst person ever just autistic and didn’t really have the maturity to idk think beyond that I believe
My ex called me abusive, accused me of being manipulative and controlling, she called the police on me multiple times, all after she terminated our relationship via email while on vacation at her parents place in Hawaii 6000 miles away from anyone I knew.
She follows it up with an invitation for me to attend at her appointment with a lactation consultant because for some reason she's not producing enough milk anymore for our then 9-month old son.
Maybe if you didn't destroy your own life you wouldn't be so stressed that your body starts shutting off parts that aren't necessary for survival. But at that point, why the fuck would I want to go listen to someone tell you that you need hormones injected into you so that you can continue to live the sham of a life you've created?
I mean, she didn't want me to work because it was important to her ego that she was the sole provider for the family. Keep in mind that we met through our university, where we're both in the same program that leads to a career making six figures each. But no, I would have to give that up for her ego, all while she would be living off of the inheritance from MY parents. She also wanted us to move halfway across the world (18-hour flight) to her home country... which she left because there were no career opportunities there.
That "treating her well and not wanting anything in return" was "emotionally abusive". Those exact words.
They claimed they could text and drive just fine.
Anytime I tried to express to them that I wasn't ok. My words were manipulated and used against me. So...everything?
After watching the 1984 movie Greystoke, which contains "apes" that are actors in costumes:
"How did they get the monkeys to act so well in front of the cameras?"
I just couldn't with that woman. Upstairs there was nothing going on.
She would take shots before driving anywhere and sometimes drive with a vodka soda in her cup holder and would say. "It's not a big deal, everyone does it"
“You don’t need to go to school. You need to stay home and make babies.”
I had an ex tell me, unprompted, he was glad I was fat because it meant other men wouldn't look at me at all. He thought this was complimentary.
We were fighting and he just said "you're short" and left😀
this is hilarious I'm so sorry. haha
"it's okay that I cheated on you because the girl looked like you"
Uh....she looks nothing like me bro
not justifying this asshole at all, but as a bit of insight - sometimes if I like someone, any other attractive person I see, my brain sees their attractive features only by relating it to the major person in my life thatI like.
So if I can't get over an ex and still have the attraction there for example, any attractive feature I see in another girl will always be something I can find similar to that ex. My brain kinda shifts to using that person as the basis of all attractive people. This guy may have been doing that. Cheating was NOT okay though regardless.
“I want kids”, 6 months after we started the relationship and he was aware at the beginning that I didn’t. Time wasted all round.
God if I had a penny for every man who didn't believe me when I told him I never want kids. They all think they'll be the one to "change you". L O L
"i want you to die" , "i want a family with you" :D she was so damn crazy
One of my exes, who has a PhD now and was doing his masters when we dated almost a decade ago, insisted (very strongly) that I should work in a “female field” and offered to help me find teaching jobs (his mother is a teacher). Mind you, I was a UG student in an engineering college at that time, and now work as a software engineer in a Fortune 500 company.
His fiancée also has a doctorate in a STEM field.
Ex 2: “It’s not what you think, it’s not what it looks like…”, are the words she spoke to me during our conversation after discovering her fucking her work colleague.
Ex 3: “They’re a friend. They’re gay. They live Florida!”, after finding her engaged in mutual masturbation with a work colleague via video call.
Either leave before you cheat or take responsibility for your actions when you’re caught.
About 2 or 3 months ago she sent a message via Facebook asking how long I am in prison for. I haven't talked to her in over 10 years.
"I forgot how I feel"
"I can't believe you like pineapple on pizza."
' i will never stop loving you ' guess she forgot her own words...
“ you’re really not smart enough to read A Thousand Plateaus”
The guy didn’t even finish community college.
But I loved him. I just didn’t realize how fucking manipulative he was until much much later when my mental health collapsed and he dumped me on the streets.
“You’re an idiot if you think you’re not gonna be my wife and mother of my children” 2 weeks later I see his engagement announcement on social media. LOL
“Well it would be okay if you died, but I might get blood on my dress.”
"You can't be Asian and Japanese at the same time." Followed by, "Green Bay is the capital of Asia "
He was dead serious.
That she stopped eating avocados because she heard they're high in guacamole.
"I only cheated because you were never home and i got bored" i worked 2 jobs to care for her because she has ms and cant work. Fuck me i guess
Insisted that clothes was pronounced clo-thes (thes pronounced like thes in thesaurus).
End of the relationship: Her “Oh well this is a GREAT relationship we have.”
Me: “Had.”
Her: “Are you breaking up with me? Because you will NEVER see me again!”
Me: “That’s kinda the point.”
Such a satisfying slamming close of the cell phone that day. The younger generations will never experience that.
"I thought your birthday was next month."
"Do you really need another degree?"
that Andrew Tate is actually misunderstood and is pretending to be misogynistic for views
When you admit to setting someone up.
Jealous?
No. But I can pretend to be of that's what you need to move on.
I love you:(
“it’s not like he drilled a new hole, he used the ones that were already there” like wtf bro
I wanna have fun with others
She once tried to convince me to move to the Philippines during hurricane season.
i abused you because i love you do much i lose my mind
"If I wouldn't be dating you, maybe I wouldn't be a virgin still."
‘I do’. I wish she’d said, ‘I don’t’. In fact I wish I’d said that.
“I am buying a condo to save on gas.”
I was mean to her in her dream, so she expected me to apologize IRL.
Oh let's see..all the same ex..
"I go to the strip club because I like watching them dance."
"I drank so much because you weren't there to tell me not to." (But when I was with and asked him to drink in moderation I was a killjoy bitch)
When he pissed the bed for the 4th or 5th time and I pointed out that's exactly why I didn't want him drinking so much he insisted it wasn't the alcohol. This motherfucker said to me, " I'm not that drunk, sometimes I just get so tired." The two people in the camper with us at the time later told me they had to bite the hell out of their tongues to not laugh and you know..act like they didn't hear the conversation.
Thankfully he's an ex.
"I'm going to have my ex-boyfriend come over to fix my car for the next two days. Don't come over."
Funny thing is, I've known her ex-boyfriend longer than she has. I had to fix his car for him. He doesn't know which end of a wrench to hold.
My ex said that she was in the right in not telling me about cheating on me, because if she had told me I would’ve “gone crazy and shouted at her”.
In her head and (her friend’s head apparently) it was of course my fault because I would’ve broken up with her, and that I would’ve been too unreasonable. So it was much better not to tell me.
Lesson learned is: you can forgive a liar but never give them a second chance.
“If I hadn’t met you I would’ve definitely become a psychopath” ummm.. is that how it works?
I walked in on my one of my exes having sex with a guy at a party.
She later tried to convince me it was my fault she did it...
"I would have loved to have helped you with an equity participation mortgage."
Backstory: he was very wealthy, I was not.
I bought a house on my own (a matter of some pride to me at 30). Absolutely no interest in borrowing money from him. He was obviously and visibly terrified, for no good reason, that I was going to ask him to borrow money.
The above comment came when the real estate market shot up and it became obvious the house was a smart purchase. He hadn't wanted to help me; he was upset that he missed out on a chance to make money.
«It’s just backup because I’m scared you’ll leave me…» after I caught him sexting with another girl. Guess what? I left him!
I had a cold sore and he called me diseased. 🤦🏻♀️
I’d rather be aborted than adopted (I am adopted).
he told me he really likes how i’m “not conventionally attractive.” i told him if he thinks i’m ugly then just say that, he said “no, not ugly, just not universally pretty.” he just has a way with words 🥰
"I only took it to stay awake and prove to you I was responsible and could get up and go to work!"
Meth..he was talking about meth.
"It's not cheating if it's in another state."