3amjokes

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Subreddit Rules Reminder3amjokes Approved

Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.

This is not /r/darkjokes.

This is not /r/askreddit.

This is not /r/oneliners.

This is not /r/unclejokes.

This is a subreddit for insomniac humor, created when on the brink of death due to sleep deprivation. Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.

Your jokes must have a punchline.

Please take a second to look over the very simple rules of the subreddit.

  1. Be civil - Remember the human behind the keyboard and try to treat others as you would prefer to be treated.
  2. Follow Reddit's rules - This includes reddiquette and all sitewide rules that can be found here.
  3. No spam - Pretty straightforward, don't spam. If your post gets caught in the spam filter please message the mods and it will be fixed.
  4. No promoting targeted hate - racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

Bans due to rule #4 tend to be significant in length, if not permanent, and appeals will be denied.

If you see jokes, or a user's comments, that do not follow the rules, please report the comment either via the comment itself or through modmail.

Remember, 3amjokes is, for the most part, self governing. 3 reports will remove a comment or post. 2 reports will alert the mods.

Thanks

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What did the penis say to the condom?nsfw

Cover me, I’m going in

Don't ask scam artists how they do their jobs

Unless you're ready for the con sequences

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I got kicked out of Jimmy Johns today

The smells are free, but loitering isn't

I don't know what HD is

But my doctor told me I've got 80 of them sumbitches

I'm sexually attracted to rational thinking.

I come to logical conclusions.

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In genetics class I crossed a pigeon with an alligator

I know it will eventually come back and bite me in the ass

Japanese actor, who loves muffins

Toshiro MuffinE(there is this legendary Japanese actor from older times, Toshiro Mifune)

What do nosy peppers do?

Get jalapeno business

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What is worse than a angry pale beauty that likes it ruff ? nsfw

She's got Alzheimer's but it's only triggerd after sex.

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