I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
Ha ha ha ha! I teleported bread!!!
WHERE?! WHERE ARE YOU SENDING IT?!
Oh I thought this was some kind of Pokémon joke
There is a book about this by T Kingfisher called A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking, highly recommend
A good loaf of dwarf bread is a lifesaver, you can use it as a weapon, a raft or if you are hungry enough you can try eating it
I find it odd that this is the first result when you type "A wizard's guide" into Google.
Is defensive baking the most proliferated wizard art?
IDK maybe ask over at /r/wizardposting
Was it teleported at all within the last three days?
How the F did you get bitten by bread?