I wonder what was going through the mind of that anon when they wrote that.
some kind of poetry for sure
Sometimes I have days where I can't not write in pseudo-late-victorian English, just how my mind works
Thou art a cur and thine postings are of lackluster quality.
Bottom sentence reads like a line from Zoidberg
Mr Collins was ABSOLUTELY the Zoidberg of Pride and prejudice. This is a terrific revelation and I cannot thank you enough.
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries” —Monty Python
You are a 3rd rate Blogger with 4th rate special interests
I've never been this pissed off that someone made the joke before me
Oh how I WISH to receive hate mail like this
"Thy interests are belligerently basic as a basted and battered bourgeois frog thou snacketh on within thou boudoir, thine fashion matches only in the ferocity of mine morning bread and gin. I shant continue observing thee whenst thou lacketh all the grace of even a Swallow"
How was that?
You are without a doubt the worst blogger I have ever heard of!
Ah, but you have heard of me.
Liam de Lioncourt
This is like the text equivalent of a glove slap
This appeared directly below a suggested post...of Matthew MacFayden as Darcy. 😄