Her name is Bradlie?
The first half you read right to left. Oh and 2nd a and the last 2 E's are silent.
Delete this before Elon Musk gets any more ideas for his future abandoned kids.
It's a middle out mtrgaloih
It’s cool, there’s no Xes in it.
That sub never ceases to amaze me.
That's already taken. Come up with your own name.
My heart is an emissary of my love for you. My hand quivers on my katana when another man doth approach. What they cannot see is under my fedora are fiery eyes, equally ready to incinerate our foes and stoke the flame of our love.
Sincerely and with warmest affection,
B'Rad G, straight out the 'Bu
Every time I see a name with an apostrophe, I get the feeling that a parent hiccuped when the county clerk was asking for a name to put on the birth certificate.
Is she Klingon?
You had the chance to name them Lookas and Jackothy. 🤦♀️
Congrats on your two boys. ☺️
Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradlie
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremeigh
Well what name is Gage.
No argument from me.
I saw this girl working at the grocery store the other day whose name was Amberley. True story.
Better than Ambherleigh
Amberley is a real name.
At least, it's been around for a few decades now.
I knew an Amberley way back in 1986.
I was on an interview panel for a girl named Airryka
pronounced as "Erica"
Standard "young parents naming their baby a 'cute baby name' while not thinking that the baby will be an adult someday whose coworkers will be addressing them by that name" trashiness. It's a plague in America right now.
Brayden, jayden, cayden, okayden. Is all I ever think about when I hear those names.
I like to refer to them as the Pinterest generation babies.
Pinterest generation babies
Pinterest generation babies
If these are the Pinterest generation names.... imagine what the TikTok generation will name their kids.
It's downright traditional to take a boy name and turn it into a girl name. Do you react the same way when you hear the name "Lindsay"?
Ashley actually used to be a guy name originally
It's just a name, it's not that big of a deal. You don't see people complain about the hundreds of Mohammed spellings, or ethnic names that aren't immediately phonetically translatable.
She's an overengineered infantry fighting vehicle.
You are the real monster for reminding us all 😢
It's a juice called Naked. He gave her a juice.
I'll bet he did give her a juice.
He will now
Give Bradley a squeeze for us Guage
both names are shown in print on the video, yet you couldn't spell either one correctly.
The spellcheck is strong with this one
it's a curse.
And a gift.
Some names may have been altered to protect the innocent… others were altered because someone couldn’t read
🤣🤣🤣 well said.
Naked is a brand of juice.
The person you are replying to is saying that even though the brand is named Naked and that is the joke, the reaction before the reveal is like they actually had sex. So it looks like there is an inside joke being masked by a separate joke to everyone else.
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You may understand it better, but the frog dies.
This is a metaphor explaining over explaining
This is me stabbing the frog again and again.
I dont mean to be morbid guys but do you think we can paint something beautiful with its blood?
Dunno, but did you know Naked is the name of a brand of juice though? :P
This is reddit, where there are only scalpels and no survivors.
Personally I appreciate all the Explanations for the Autistic. You get to see someone demonstrating they don't understand some phenomenon and then some person comes along and explains it in painful detail.
It feels like you are skipping a step. I dissected a frog in school, but the frog wasn't alive. The joke is already dead to people who don't get the joke. So you might as well get some value out of the dead frog.
True, you will understand the joke better by dissecting it, but like a dead frog, it loses its appeal.
I feel like the metaphor has broken down. Unless there is some significant appeal to dead frogs that I'm unaware of.
If you don't explain it some of the dumdums try to grab it while it hops away.
...and they will be dissected.
this is so fucking good
Upon rewatching, you’re dead on. That smile is unmistakable
Oh shit. I will second this
Naked is a brand of juice
If I didn't read this, I won't have known naked meant the juice.
It’s routinely on the top of the unhealthiest health drink lists.
Fight or flight. She was wondering if the poem was going into uncharted unhinged psychotic territory. I’d think.
Yep. Gotta wait to see exactly what type of crazy this wanders into so we can decide if we're going to kick his ass or walk away.
I mean juice in general isn't exactly healthy. It's got sugar for days.
Well thank god my body can metabolize sugar
Oh no sugar! The substance that literally all our cells need to survive. Get that shit away from me!
Those smoothies have over a brazillion grams of sugar
The same sugar that's in... GASP... fruit!!!
But where fiber?
Some of the Naked juice types don't have any fiber, but some do (Blue, Red, Tropical, possibly others). It's also important to note that while they are almost entirely sugar (being fruit juice and all), they don't have any added sugar.
They aren't all bad.
Tastes pure beaut though
We ingest a lot of unhealthy things.
As long as it's in moderation, it won't hurt you.
Don't let the sugary drink your you.
Oh I never let it your you.
Omg I accidentally read it as “Gage’s Porn” so my seatbelt was already fastened lol
I read it as gaga’s poem and kept thinking there is no way she wrote this
She didn’t deny his words, only put her head down in embarrassment. Hiding behind the poem perhaps…..hmmm…..
Warned her before, like any person with a brain would do.
like any person with a brain would do
like any person with a brain would do
I see you've never met a teenager
never. i also don't know what a potato is
For those unaware of that story Show preview
Such a classic story.
I once threw a steak at a window thinking it was open
Someone find this one, please. Haven't read it in a while.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3im341/tifu_by_throwing_my_steak_out_a_window/ Show preview
EDIT: Ok I'd never heard this one before but holy fuck. I was dying laughing. Choked on my beer and almost dropped my bowl of salsa from laughing so hard.
You can’t just say perchance.
If this is high school, mentioning sex in any way in front of a class full of peers and potentially adults you respect is embarrassing IMO
Whole thing is cute though. They seem like good kids regardless of any fornicatin’
I mean, ya gotta stay hydrated and replenish vitamins after a vigorous snogging.
There really is a sub for everything.
Trageichk, isn’t it. Or it it Yroneigh?
She doesn’t bat an eye when he said he got her naked… hmm…
she seems super embarrassed the entire time
Nah, it's more bashful-embarrassed, I'd say. Like she knows and is comfortable with the people there, or atleast a good number of them, and is fine with a bit of innocent embarrassing humour.
We must go deeper
He almost went deeper
when i was in high school some couples would brag about having sex in sometimes subtle/not so subtle ways, so she might not even be all that embarrassed people know.
YOU GO GET IT GAGE GOOD FOR YOU
Gage got game!
This is why she loves gaga
Is this some advertising?
"Naked, the drink you probably shouldn't tell your girlfriend's parents that you got her."
Yes, he’s about to promote a smokeless fire pit.
Roses are Red Violets are Twisted, bend over love you’re about to get Fisted !
That went south quickly.
Just like the fist
That’s the joke.
That's the joke.
Our little walking HR violation is almost all grown up
Who is Gage?
What the fuck is this?
Well I for one will make sure to purchase Naked Juice the next time I am out at my nearest retailer while purchasing other related food items.
It’s pretty shit though.
I used to drink them thinking I was being healthy, then someone told me I should take a look at the sugar content.
You might be shocked to learn that fruits contain sugar. Insanity!
Too expensive too. Almost $4 a bottle to continue feeling thirsty
Who the fuck is gage? Are teenagers celebrities now?
The person who posted the original video knows Gage. You are not expected to.
This whole comment section has me confused. People not realising this was clearly someone's personal video first, Gage isn't some celeb. Next is people thinking that it's somehow meant to be an advertisment for Naked juice? There's a huge disconnect all of a sudden.
That poor girl got named Bradlie.
Dad wanted a son.
"MadeMeSmile", but pretty sure Bradlie's dad ain't smiling right now.
His name is probably Bradley.
Making her sex life about her dad's approval is really weird, she's her own person
not making it about her dad's approval. just joking about the fact that he's probably not smiling at his daughter's sex life being posted for the world to see. sorry if you are offended/weirded out by that.
The joke is that he's talking about juice. The punchline is that he didn't get her "naked", he got her " Naked® ".
Wow this made me lol so hard that for a slightly small--borderline infinitesimal--moment I (nearly) forgot the harsh facts that I am both languishing in a Salvayshunn Armie shelter [sic.] and am completely devoid of memories with Bradlie (or any other broad) like this from kollage 😒 [sic.] . . . tmi, tl;dr or both? 🤔
Cellin' food stamps 2 btw GET 'EM WHILE DEY HAWT (like Brad).
Super weird take on what is obviously a joke about protective fathers.
That sub is going to shit. Let's be real. That is just /r/funny at this point.
Gotta respect her for letting him cook 😂😂😂😂
I'm getting 'no scoring' vibes from her reaction to his moves
I don't care about the arguments going on for against this being appropriate (to do or for this sub!) but I need to know one thing. Was this shot DURING a class?? It's one thing if they're all hanging out as friends in an empty classroom at lunch, but if the teacher is letting these kids film this video during a class then I am well and truly baffled.
This reminds me of another video i saw where a guy writes a poem about no nut november
Eh. Kind of not cool.
Yeah. When I was a teenage girl this kind of shit was embarrassing and annoying and not fun nor cute
Thank you. I love the comments I'm getting from men who have their heads in their asses.
Yeah this seems inappropriate and unwanted.
Yeah. And if she called him out on it she'd be labeled a b*tch or some other bullsh*t.
100% agree. It's actually gross.
I'm really kind of shocked at the negative feedback I'm getting. Someone said "It's all in good fun." They've been saying that shit forever and ever.
Exactly. "Boys will be boys!"
Oh god. Totally. I tell you what, having a daughter and hearing what she deals with every day - it's been a real education.
The guy sitting on the far left loses his absolute shit at the end despite being so reserved in the beginning lol
There's a lot of very salty people in these comments lmao
That boy has some riz
Riz? What is this that you say? I know fizz, jizz, The Miz, but not riz.
That clears it up. He can spit game.
I guess U need to live in the states to understand it
A lot of y'all are offended on behalf of the girl who's laughing during the poem. He's not sexualising her, the entire joke is that everyone presumes he is, but all he actually did was get her a "Naked" juice. Half of you wouldn't get offended or upset if you stopped making up extra details or stories in your heads.
I can't know from her reaction whether or not she found it funny, as girls often laugh like this when they're highly uncomfortable being sexual harassed. We're not taught to stand up for ourselves. We're taught to take shit like this no matter how uncomfortable.
I got the joke, and it's lame and inappropriate.
I don't get it. He brought a bottle of water? Why?
You need to hydrate yourself
It’s a juice called “naked” and it goes with the poem as a play on words.
It’s a juice called "naked" pretty good stuff
oh, crucial info indeed :)
Yeah the joke is that he got her a smoothie/juice, not special adult time
Yeah.. no, this isn't right. I don't know the whole context but without context it just seems very inappropriate and uncomfortable.
So...sexual harassment, just kidding?
edit: sort of clever and possibly funny in the right context...not sure i would call it wholesome. also quite possibly highly inappropriate in most context.
She's being bashful and embarrassed while laughing along. The trigger finger outrage really doesn't help with raising awareness of actual sexual harassment.
Yeah, I really don't like this.
Anybody else sick and tired of scrolling through comments and seeing nothing but smart asses battling it out trying to prove they’re smarter!🤦🏻♂️shit kills me 😂
Welcome to Reddit
😂🤙🏼 I just got Reddit bro, I know I’m late but I love it so far👌🏼
Am I supposed to know who Gage is?
This is clearly someone's Snapchat, they know Gage, you're not expect to know them
Straight to the friend zone